“Hello, Father O’Malley? This is the IRS”
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Father O’Malley answers the phone.
-Hello, is this Father O’Malley?
-This is the IRS. Can you help us?
-Do you know a Ted Houlihan?
-Is he a member of your congregation?
-Did he donate $10,000 to the church?
After explaining the commandment to honor your father and mother, a Sunday School teacher asked her class if there was a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters.
One boy, the oldest in his family, immediately answered, “Thou shalt not kill.”
A father was reading Bible stories to his young son. He read, “The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city, but his wife looked back and was turned into a pillar of salt.”
His son asked, “What happened to the flea?”
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