Just in time for the feast of St. Nick (tomorrow!), here’s a holiday tune lovers of Nicholas and Nicaea have been waiting for.
I saw Santa punching Arius
in the council chambers at Nicaea.
He just couldn’t stand
to hear the heretic expand
his theory how Our Blessed Lord
was not much more than just a man.
Then I saw Santa grabbing Arius
by the beard to pull him off his chair.
The other bishops were justified,
in assuming this was undignified
throwing Santa in a cell for the night.
Watch the whole thing. And sing along! (H/T and diaconal bow to my sibling from the East, Deacon Daniel Gordon Dozier)
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