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Saint of the Day: St. Pio of Pietrelcina

I don’t know nothin’ about raisin’ no babies, apparently.

Simcha Fisher - published on 04/07/15

An experienced mother is never taken by surprise. Unless there is a shark in the house.

An experienced mother is never taken by surprise. Unless there is a shark in the house.

That’s not a naked bottom. That’s a grenade, and you are its next victim unless you take evasive action. I don’t care how many times the baby just pooped, how many gallons she produced, and how finished you reckon she must be by now. I’m telling you, before you take that diaper off, get another diaper ready NOW NOW NOW. Maybe two diapers. Maybe a towel you never cared for.

Read the rest at the Register. 

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