I KNEW I should have gone with The Sinner’s Guide to Amish Vampires in Space.

Simcha Fisher - published on 11/29/13

I was having lots of fun scrolling through this list of Worst Christian Book Covers of 2013. A couple of favorites:

and this:

and of course this, which should win all the prizes ever, for everything, but most of all for the most courageous use of “spray paint” tool in a professional setting:

“Most intelligently designed” indeed.

But then I got to #7 on the list of Worst Christian Book Covers of 2013, and what to my wondering eyes should appear but A COVER THAT LOOKS VERY, VERY FAMILIAR:

A sign your priest may be WAY too involved in your sex life.
#ConfessionalFetish(Submitted by Kimberly Roth)HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! Oh man. I’m on a list, I’m on a list! Thanks, Kimberly Roth, whoever you are. I submit, for your discering eyes, the mockup for my next book, coming out some time in 2015:

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