3-year-old: WAH! WAH! WAH! I WANTED TO CLOSE THE DOOR! WAHHHH!
Me: Well, maybe if you ask me politely, I will move over so you can close it.
3-year-old (snuffling, in her most polite voice): Mama, will you please move your fat bottom?
Simcha Fisher - published on 01/07/11
3-year-old: WAH! WAH! WAH! I WANTED TO CLOSE THE DOOR! WAHHHH!
Me: Well, maybe if you ask me politely, I will move over so you can close it.
3-year-old (snuffling, in her most polite voice): Mama, will you please move your fat bottom?
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