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Poetry Monday – UPDATED

Simcha Fisher - published on 08/23/10

Hamburger Washer Sleep Blog, Or:

Will Okra Slime Hurt Me?

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Mad Jesus
Laughing Jesus
people choking
Jew site
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Snappy kid talk
What is spillcock
baby powder help with lice
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I have sit
I must sit down
Ha ha suckers
toilets blog
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Mark Shea butter football
baby shower old wise tales

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How to wet sitting down
Sit down joke
I need sit down
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frog brothers
pasty vampires
Hallie Lord the jerk
. . .
Dear everyone,
Well, I did it again.  I thought the joke was really obvious, but it turns out that it was just me being a big weirdo again.  I hope no one was offended, disgusted, or, you know, weirded out.  This poem was made up of search terms for my blog.  Each line was an exact quote of a phrase that someone entered into a search engine, and then ended up at my blog.
“Hallie Lord the jerk,” for instance, is not a statement of opinion — it’s just a sad statement that Hallie Lord is now inextricably linked (at least as far as Google is concerned) with people like me.
Sorry!
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