Thanks, everybody, for sending me the screenshots of your Amazon reviews! It was a pleasure to see. I now have whopping 85 reviews for my book, 81 of which gave it five stars. And this is just the e-book! Wait until the print one comes out! I can’t give away too much, but I have just three words for you: “Scratch,” “and,” and “sniff.”

And now for the prizes.

THIRD PRIZE goes to David Singleton. David gets a set of steak knives. David may or may not actually want a set of steak knives, which I spent something like $2 on, and now I feel kind of bad about it. It was late, and I was thinking about this:

SECOND PRIZE goes to Rachel LaPointe. This is actually a good prize: a set of five luxurious handmade soaps from Roots Soap Co. in Portland. Rachel, I will put you in touch with the owner, Anna Cools, so you can choose whichever ones you like.

and FIRST PRIZE goes to Rebecca Salazar. This is a set of two SGNFP pint glasses, a gift box of ridiculously scrumptious handmade bon bons from a local chocolatier, and maybe something to put in the glasses, like I don’t know what, like Tang or something! Or something!

Thanks again, everyone. I have sent emails to all the winners, so you can send me your mailing addresses.

P.S. It’s our wedding anniversary today! Happy day, D. I love you.

SGNFP winners!