Somebody needs to go check on Oregon.

Simcha Fisher - published on 05/22/14

Is this even real? This is hilarious. From Estately via io9: top Google searches from each state.

PIC map what each state googles

I will admit, I didn’t have high hopes for my home state of New Hampshire, but . . . free kittens! D’awwwwww. The Estately link lists several of the top Google searches for each state, with a brief analysis. Some of my favorites:

FLORIDA: Alligator Wrestling / Botox / Eyebrow Piercing / Hulk Hogan / Juviderm / Lice / Mazda Miata / MDMA / Obamacare / Stand Your Ground / Swingers / Viagra / What is sarcasm? GEORGIA: Athlete’s Foot / Butt Implants / Cooking Crack / Divorce / Spanx / Weave / What is tofu? MICHIGAN: Knock-Knock Jokes / Little Caesars / Omelette / Taco Bell / Topless Bar / Where do babies come from? OREGON: Allah / Sex / Spork Analysis: Somebody needs to go and check on Oregon.

If this is a hoax, I don’t want to know it. How did your state make out? Are you surprised?

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