Why I am not at all surprised that the president of Argentina adopted a Jewish son so as to head off the whole werewolf thing

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Ever read a storya couple of times from a couple of different sources, and you still end up going, “But why did the president of Argentina adopt a Jewish boy to prevent him from becoming a werewolf who will eat unbaptized babies, grandfather, why?”

And then it comes to you: Argentina is the Florida of the world. Things happen there, and there doesn’t have to be a reason. It’s just Argentina, that’s all.

Heck, maybe they’re onto something. Here’s musical precedent:

This whole premise is sweaty.