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Why I am not at all surprised that the president of Argentina adopted a Jewish son so as to head off the whole werewolf thing

Simcha Fisher - published on 12/29/14

I'm just trying to sprinkle my fiancee's ashes at Lens Crafters! Why does everyone run away from meeeee?

I’m just trying to sprinkle my fiancee’s ashes at Lens Crafters! Why does everyone run away from meeeee?

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Ever read a storya couple of times from a couple of different sources, and you still end up going, “But why did the president of Argentina adopt a Jewish boy to prevent him from becoming a werewolf who will eat unbaptized babies, grandfather, why?”

And then it comes to you: Argentina is the Florida of the world. Things happen there, and there doesn’t have to be a reason. It’s just Argentina, that’s all.

Heck, maybe they’re onto something. Here’s musical precedent:

This whole premise is sweaty.

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