Baby #1: Uh oh, I think the jelly I had on my toast yesterday might have had some GMOs in it. I better call my midwife … if I can get myself to admit to her what I did. I wonder if she will want to run some tests to make sure everything is still okay. No, wait, tests are bad, too! Oh, I’ve ruined everything, I’ve ruined the baby, and I haven’t even given birth yet! Baby #10: Someone call your father and tell him we are out of wine.
Believe it or not, having ten kids changes you.
Simcha Fisher - published on 10/07/14
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