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Mom, we’re out of salted butt.

Simcha Fisher - published on 01/23/15

I finally got around to taping a note pad to the refrigerator, so people can let me know when we run out of stuff, and I can buy more. So this is what I get:  list

SALTED butter YES! pencil lead red beans Salted Butler Salted Butt you’re a butt -yes-

And here I thought that butt was the one thing we had plenty of.  Also worth noting: some of these items are in my husband’s handwriting.

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