Paige is a writer, humorist, and mother whose hypochondria is exceeded only by her ability to change diapers. Part sinner, part saint, part gin enthusiast, she spends her days running after four children, and trying to call everyone by the right name. She lives in Kansas City, rarely exercises, and feels strongly breakfast cereal can be dinner and lunch cereal, too. She is the author of "At Least My Belly Hides My Cankles" and "The Beer’s Folded and the Laundry’s Cold," and is hard at work on her next collection of humor.